When someone texts you “You’re so skinny,” it might sound like a compliment… or a dig. Whether they mean well or not, how you reply is totally up to you. You can clap back with humor, sass, sarcasm, or straight-up confidence.
Here’s your ultimate list of savage replies to “You’re so skinny” — so you never feel caught off guard again.
Confident and Bold Replies — Own It Like a Boss
- And still stronger than most
- Thanks for noticing greatness
- Skinny legend, I know
- I fit in places negativity can’t
- Don’t confuse size with power
- Light frame, heavy impact
- Style looks better when it fits right 😉
- My size doesn’t define my strength
- I wasn’t built to blend in
- Being skinny isn’t a weakness — attitude is
- I don’t carry extra weight — or your opinions
- I’m built different. Literally.
- I take up just enough space to slay
- My energy makes up for it
- Small package, serious presence
- I’m just compact awesomeness
- Don’t mistake slim for soft
- I wear confidence better than any size
- Better skinny than bitter
- I don’t measure myself by your opinions
Funny and Sarcastic Replies — Add a Touch of Humor
- Really? I hadn’t noticed 🙃
- I must’ve missed the weight memo
- Skinny? Thank my metabolism (and stress)
- It’s all part of the brand
- Thanks, I was aiming for “invisible” next
- One gust of wind and I’m gone 💨
- Can you even see me from over there?
- Don’t worry, I’m still here — just hard to spot
- I’d offer you a comeback, but I might blow away
- Skinny legend reporting for duty
- It’s my secret superhero disguise
- I’m in my paper straw era
- Built like a twig, stings like a bee
- Slimmer than your chances with me 😎
- I’m a shadow with style
- I disappear when I turn sideways
- Thank goodness for belts
- I float like confidence
- Eat your heart out — I already did 😏
- Still not asking for your opinion though
Slightly Savage but Classy — Sharp Without Being Mean
- And you’re so observant
- Let’s not comment on bodies, yeah?
- Imagine if we complimented personalities instead
- Not really your business, is it?
- I didn’t ask, but thanks?
- Body comments are so last season
- Let’s keep this convo above appearances
- Funny how people love stating the obvious
- Wild how you think that’s okay to say
- I wonder what makes you say that 🤔
- If that’s all you noticed, you missed a lot
- I’m good with who I am — hope you are too
- Comments like that say more about you
- Size isn’t a topic. Respect is.
- That was unnecessary, just so you know
- I hope you treat yourself better than that
- Please leave my body out of your sentences
- This body does just fine, thanks
- I don’t need feedback on my frame
- You should try commenting with kindness sometime
Short and Snappy Replies — Quick with Bite
- And?
- I know
- Facts
- Your point?
- Cute of you to notice
- Mind your own
- I’m good, thanks
- Don’t worry about me
- Still thriving
- That’s me
- Slim and chillin’
- Talk less, observe more
- Stay pressed
- Sounds like jealousy
- Lighter than your attitude
- Funny. Next?
- Try kindness
- I’m solid where it counts
- LOL okay
- Good talk 🙃
Tips for Responding to Body Comments
- You’re allowed to set boundaries — kindly or savagely.
- Humor can soften a sharp reply while keeping your power.
- Don’t explain yourself. Your body is no one’s business.
- If someone crosses the line often, consider if they’re worth replying to.
- You define your worth — not your weight.
Conclusion
When someone says “You’re so skinny,” your reply can be funny, fierce, or straight-up classy. These savage responses help you flip the script and protect your confidence.
Pick the comebacks that match your vibe. Have one you love using? Share it with us — we’re all about smart, strong replies!
